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Guided Arkansas Wine Country Tours - Arkansas Online

In the 1800s, Swiss and Italian settlers instantly recognized that the Arkansas River Valley was perfect for growing grapes and producing award-winning wines. Mount Magazine State Park near Paris offers guided Arkansas Wine Country Tours this month ...

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Sedona Adventure Tours Means Family Fun - PRWeb

The wine country tours with Sedona Adventures cover the territory better than anyone else. Relax and enjoy the ride while visiting up to six area wineries with much tasting, much sightseeing and no concern about driving yourself back to the hotel.

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Spring Wine Tours in Illinois - Associated Content

... Galena Cellars has its own Country Farmhouse suites to accommodate guest right on site. If you can't wait till March, the Galena Wine Lovers Weekend takes place March 26th to the 29th, a wine event complete with tastings, winery tours and great ...

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Staycation Specials: Play at Great America, stay in ... - San Jose Mercury News

... Healdsburg will offer a culinary adventure that takes visitors through Sonoma County's wine country on Italian Vespa motorbikes. Stops on the tour may include organic farms, garden visits, private vineyard tours, olive oil tastings and locally ...

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Staycation Specials: Sweets festival headed to Oakland - San Jose Mercury News

Vineyard exploration Hilton Sonoma and Getaway Adventures Wine Country Bike Tours have teamed up to offer a bike through wine country package. Good for stays through Dec. 31, the package includes a hybrid bike, helmet, gourmet lunch and local wine ...

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Tasting to feature wines from around the world - MyCentralJersey.com

... School in Hoboken, is producing a cable TV program, "Time to Wine with Zita Keeley," and has started Wine Travelers' School, booking French wine tours. "Our trips combine touring the wine country in Bourdeaux or Burgundy with specially designed ...

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Gears and Grapes Getaways, Inc expands service to the ... - PRLog (free press release)

... Getaways, a tour operator based out of San Francisco is expanding to incorporate tours that leave out of Los Angeles and visit Sideways territory. Experience luxury educational vacations in California's wine country where guests cycle through ...

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Possible New Change to Napa Valley Winery Law - Extranomical News

... the event restrictions imposed on wineries is threatening the overall existence on the wine industry in Napa Country Supporters of the change feel that the lifting of restrictions on wine tastings and tours as well as corporate events and ...

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Hike in the Vines - Santa Rosa Press Democrat

You can cruise through Wine Country in a fancy limo, or ride your bike up and down its gentle, roller-coaster ... The travel company, which runs active wine tours all over the world, launched itself with in-line skating trips. Later, they added bike ...

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ECELA Relocates Spanish School in Argentina from ... - PRWeb

The Mendoza region of Argentina produces most of the country's most famous wines, such as Carmine Granata, and wine tasting tours are very popular. Within the city, visitors can learn about traditional life at the Cuyo Past Museum or test Spanish ...

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Wine Country Tours Questions asked

Resolved Question: Places to stay & visit near San Francisco (Napa & Sonoma wine country)?

We'd like to visit CA (from NJ) and spend a few days in both San Francisco and wine country. Can you suggest: time of year to visit, good bed & breakfasts/places to stay, places to east for dinner, wineries that are a "must-see," tours and/or other sights, etc. Looking for places that are modest and affordable, good views, decent nightlife, etc. We are late 20's to mid 30's in age. Thank you.Flower, you've never heard of 5 star hotels, or 6 apple hotels? We are looking for 3-4 stars, not the Ritz Carlton. Okay, negative Nancy. more

Resolved Question: Why don't Americans without health insurance just marry Canadian or European women?

This is an easy solution to the healthcare crisis. For example, I am married to a Belgian woman. This gives me access to Belgium's socialized healthcare system. It's a good system; I fly there every year for a checkup and dental work and blood tests and all that kind of stuff. I had a shoulder operation that would have cost me a $5,000 copay on my American insurance for only $350 Euros in Belgium, and I went on a wine tour of southern Wallonia/Luxembourg afterwards, so it was also a vacation. Including airfare, all this only cost me $4,700, which means I actually came out $300 AHEAD compared to how the American healthcare system wanted to screw me. But anyway, this seems like an easy solution. If you need healthcare, just marry a European or a Canadian or someone from a country with national health coverage. In most cases, you can start getting benefits within a year of marriage. It's pretty awesome. Why don't more Americans do this, instead of whining so much and pushing for socialism? Just marry Europeans, dummies! more

Resolved Question: Where is open in San Francisco during Thanksgiving weekend?

Chinatown?Japan town? Alcatraz? Fisherman's whraf? or I better go on a wine country tour? Anything? more

Resolved Question: Going to Canada for my 19th...!?

Ok, so my boyfriend and I are trying to plan a trip to Niagara Falls on the Canadian side, or traveling a little further to maybe St. Catherine's... Obviously, the trip is mainly because I will be legal in their country, but I would love for this to be a romantic weekend for the two of us. We are planning on going right after Christmas, I know the Festival of Lights will be going on, and everything will be frozen and it will be beautiful but! Are there things to do besides the normal tourist-y Clifton Hill? Are there decent wine tours going on in the winter? Etc, etc.. help!! Money isn't too big of an issue, as the trip is our Christmas presents to each other. I really cannot find any good information online, any feedback at all is helpful. Thanks! :) more

Resolved Question: Need Info about Napa Valley and Sonoma..?

My husband and I are taking a trip to california next year and we will be spending 3 days in the wine country area. i wanted to see napa valley and sonoma, but what are the differences between the two? also, we were thinking about taking a guided tour our first day and then exploring on our own the other 2 days.. which place would be better to have a guided tour of? i cant find a tour line that includes both napa and sonoma. if you know of one please let me know. thanks!! more

Resolved Question: L.A. to Wine Country Trip Ideas ?-- DRAFT # 2?

Dang--- All you guys came up with the best ideas ever, Thanks...Can you add any further refinements or ideas. ROUGH PRELIMINARY FIRST DRAFT OF L.A. S.F. TRIP START IN LA: 0. Dinner or Lunch at a nice BH restaurant (Spago, Mr. Chows, Dan Tana’s, The Ivy) 1. Venice Beach and Pier 2. Lunch on the SM Pier or Castaways ? 3. Malibu Getty 4. Paradise Cove 5. Ventura--Boat or Helicopter to Anacapa Island Hopper or N. Channel Islands 5a. Mandalay Resort or Stay in Santa Barbara 6. Santa Barbara Mission 7.SLO/Pismo Beach--- Avila Beach Clam dinner restaurant ? 8. Solvang---2 hours 9. Chumash Indian Casino— 10. Wineries--San Ynez, Los Olivios, Santa Rita Hill, Paso Robles. 11. Hearst Mansion 12. Big Sur---photos---Camria, CA visit 13. Carmel and 17 mile drive + Mission 14. Lunch at Pebble Beach Golf Club 15. Monterey Bay—and Aquarium 16. Drive Golden Gate bridge/Lunch in Sausalito 17. Hotel California 18. Bus and/or Boat Tour of SF 19 China Town 20. SF Cable Car at Powell + Market for Hyde St. Line (stand on outside of cable car) to Buena Vista Cafe and Fisherman's Warf/Pier 39. 21. Wine Country, wine tasting and Olive groves 22. Dinner at Thomas Keller's French Laundry or other like Mustard’s Grill FINISH IN S.F., FLY HOME……Thanks Muppet, you are the best that goes in the plan !!!!!Thanks Cope, Great ideas. I didn't know there was a China Town in Oakland....Interesting.... more

Resolved Question: how can i plan an affordable spring break trip to napa (or other wine tasting venues) for college students?

A group of friends and i want to do something different this spring break since it will be our last. We've done the whole cancun thing and i suggested touring napa or wine country some where but they were convinced it would cost us a pretty penny. I just want to know how i would go about planning a trip like this and what to expect the cost to be. are there any inclusive packages or do you have to set every part up independently? any help or suggestions would be greatly appreciated! more

Resolved Question: Anyone have Chateau recommendations in Bordeaux, France?

I've checked on travel sites but figure others here may have input. I am looking to stay in the Wine Country Region in September. We will be driving from Northern Spain. Looking for a Chateau or bed and breakfast vs a traditional hotel. Looking to keep it lower then $200usd. Also vineyard reccomendations for tours are great too. Thank you! more

Resolved Question: Central California Vacation ideas?

The wife and I live in Los Angeles and doing a local vacation this year. We want to do a central California tour (sort of) and we plan on staying first in Santa Barbara, with a day in Solvang and then I suppose San Luis Obispo. So my questions are: Is San Luis Obispo worth going to? How much farther would Monterey be? The only other thing we wanted to do was a day at Hearst Castle. Where would be the best place / places to stay on the central coast? Ideas for things to see and do? Is there a wine tasting tour that would pick us up and give us a tour of wine country?? more

Voting Question: Can anyone help translate this paragraph into Spanish?

I was recently given an assignment to translate 25 facts about Argentina into Spanish, but I lack the knowledge to do so. I know this is somewhat "Cheating", but I have no future in the Spanish language. If any kind soul who understands my situation could translate these 25 facts into Spanish, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you~ Argentina is located in the southwestern part of South America Argentina is one of the most culturally rich, fascinating countries on the continent. Argentina is home to nearly 40 million people. The official language is Spanish. It has a unique history. It is believed that Argentina was inhabited 13,000 years ago. Argentina, during the 1800s, were involved in the slave trade. Argentina continued to grow and prosper well into the twentieth century becoming one of the richest countries in the world. During the Dirty War, Argentinean's were resilient and strong. Argentina people were heavily dominated by the Europeans. The history of Argentina has been heavily influenced by European art, architecture, literature and lifestyle. Argentina is the place that discovered and made tango into the famous dance that it is today. Argentina has a liveliness and electrifying atmosphere. Many famous tango singers were born in Argentina. There are many great Monuments to see. Argentina cherishes a long tradition producing top quality wines. The Argentinean wine industry has become one of the most exciting things in the entire world. Argentinean wines produced from the fabulous Malbec grape variety, are some of the best values in the world today. Touring Argentinean wine country is a breathtaking experience. The Argentine wine industry is the fifth leading producer of wine in the world. Argentina is a wonderful place to attend college. Its universities are of a high quality. Its people are famously friendly. Universities offer great education as well as high quality food. Many professors are also known to help students after school.lol at the people who used translators. more

Resolved Question: I'm looking for some good recommendations on beautiful wineries in Healdsburg California?

Girlfriend and i are headed down to Healdsburg in a few days to check out the wine country... looking for some "must see" wineries and tours. Thanks. more

Resolved Question: San Francisco vacation for a young couple from NYC.?

Heading to San Fran July 7 - July 14. What is the best way to see wine country without doing a group tour? What are some great restaurants? Great bars? We live in NYC and love city life. We just want to experience everything SF has to offer. Also we are staying at a hotel in Union Square. Any ideas will be helpful. Thank You more

Resolved Question: Can you walk between wineries in any areas of Napa or Sonoma Valley in Wine Country?

Planning to visit wine country in northern California this summer. We don't want to drive for obvious reasons and are hoping to avoid the planned shuttle tours. From the maps, it looks like there are several areas with 8-10 wineries within a mile or two of each other. They're mostly connected by state highways that I assume aren't exactly pedestrian friendly, but is it possible to get a ride to such an area then walk among the nearby wineries at our own pace? This seems like an obvious question but I haven't really seen anything about it online. (I've read about "wine trek" planned tours that visit a few wineries and have hikes in between, we're not looking for that.) more

Resolved Question: Would do Canadians think of Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

Do Canadians from other provinces ever consider touring Canada's Atlantic coast and drinking screech and fishing and drinking the local wine to take in the maritime history of their country? What do Canadians think of Atlantic Canada? Do French-speaking Canadians still love this part of Canada eventhough it was once more French? more

Resolved Question: What tours to take from San Fran?

My boyfriend and I are planning a trip to San Francisco... we want to take 2 tours from the city to wine country and one to Yosemite??? What tours groups should we use?? more

Resolved Question: What color are you???????????

1. Your perfect Sunday is most likely spent: A)Walking through a forest. B)Getting a head start on Monday's work. C)Spending time with friends. D)Reading a new book. E)Practicing your faith. F)staying in bed being naughty with your partner. G)taking photographs. H)singing karaoke. I)spending time with your family. 2. Your dream job is closest to: A)Doctor/Nurse. B)Restaurant Owner. C)Artist. D)Zoologist. E)Spiritual Guide/Religious Leader. F)Porn Star. G)C.E.O. of a large company. H)Entertainer. I)Professor/Teacher. 3. Most important: A)Faith B)Creativity C)Fun D)Knowledge E)Family F)Nature G)Sex H)Money I)Friendship 4. What's the worst: A)Stupidity B)Being Prude C)Boredom D)Divorce E)Pollution F)Failure G)Sin H)Not being unique I)Loneliness 5. For the best refreshment you go to: A)Your lover ;) B)A top-rated restaurant. C)A community/church picnic. D)A cocktail party at a gallery opening. E)The most outrageous club you can find. F)The family dinner table with everyone reunited. G)An earthy vegan cafe. H)A coffee shop with a good book. I)Your best friend's house with a hot pizza. 6. You prefer to dress in: A)Something professional and sharp. B)Nothing! C)Natural and comfortable clothes. D)You don't really pay attention to clothes. E)Something conservative but attractive. F)Something original and all you. G)The latest trend in a color that brings out your best. H)Whatever is clean. I)The cool outfit you borrowed from your friend. 7. Your next vacation would be: A)a romanitic getaway just for two with nothing but room service and B)satin sheets. C)Camping in the mountains. D)A tour of historical places in Europe. E)No time for vacation! F)A rowdy beach party with the hottest young crowd. G)A family vacation to visit your relatives. H)A trip to a needy country to spread supplies, love, and faith. I)Taking in museums and culture in a big city. A cross-country road trip with your closest friends. 8. When you need cheering up you: A)Surround yourself with your loved ones. B)Pray/Worship. C)Express yourself through art. D)Take a surprise weekend getaway with your love. E)Surround yourself with nature and your thoughts. F)Go out drinking and dancing. G)Have a long talk with someone you look up to. H)Bury yourself in your work. I)Go shopping with friends. 9. If you were a food/beverage you would be: A)Filet mignon. B)Raspberry cheesecake. C)Bread and Wine. D)A Margarita. E)A cup of coffee. F)A pita with hummus and veggies. G)Pizza. H)Chocolate-covered strawberries. I)Apple pie. 10. Before going to bed you like to: A)Watch the news. B)Lift weights/have a facial. C)Read. D)Cuddle your animals. E)Have sex. F)Talk to your best friend on the phone. G)Watch an artsy documentary. H)Pray/Worship. I)Tuck your loved ones in with a kiss. Mine was 1. C 2. H 3. I 4. H 5. I 6. H 7. C 8. I 9. B 10. C Im GREEN- You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature.I will rate you and email it to you later. DEAL more

Resolved Question: When is the best time of year to visit Calif. Wine Country?

We would like to take some tours, see production, taste, eat, etc. Any suggestions as to time of year? more

Resolved Question: 14 days in Europe, where should we go?

Me and my friend are planning a trip to Europe and I need some advice from people who have been! Based on the following...where/what would you recommend we visit? -Females, 23 years old from Seattle, WA - We are traveling March 2009 for 15 days (not counting departing day) - We want a good mix of nightlife some cities, historical sites and beautiful scenary....not so interested in wine tasting or group tours - We are Definately going to be in London, Paris, and Italy but not sure what cities in Italy (suggestions?) - We're hoping we can squeeze in some days in other countries as well (Spain for example) - We are trying to be as thrifty as possible. We'll be taking advantage of night rails (sleep on the train) and hostels...and cheap eats like picnics. We already have plenty of research and tips for currency exchange, rail transportation etc. What I want to know from you is what cities you think are a must see and what ones could be a dissapointment for us. Thanks!  more

Resolved Question: what is the best way to tour wine country (day trip) in florence/tuscany?

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Resolved Question: a proposal joke do you think it should get a star???

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, ...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem!! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut." more

Resolved Question: Finding a "Home" in England?

I have recently moved from Sweden to Scotland-Glasgow and it does not really fit my wife and I. We are going to take a tour of England today and see if we can find an area of England that might suit us better. I am here looking for sugestions. Earlier this year I posted and had many responses for Glasgow so we gave it a try, it is not working so well. On our way up we stopped in Cumbria and feel in Love, this trip we are headed to Harrogate and than south. What do you think? My wife is a IT proffessional and has her own buisness I am a Personal Trainer and Yoga Instructor. We are not big party people but enjoy Jazz art and Wine. I would like a place that we feel safe of course there is good and Bad everywhere but not in your face Bad. Weather does not effect me only hot weather and oceans are not really my thing I love the country side, so you see my problem. All of England is open though so take your best shot and I will take a look. Thank you! R J F more

Resolved Question: Moving to England but where?

I have recently moved from Sweden to Scotland-Glasgow and it does not really fit my wife and I. We are going to take a tour of England today and see if we can find an area of England that might suit us better. I am here looking for sugestions. Earlier this year I posted and had many responses for Glasgow so we gave it a try, it is not working so well. On our way up we stopped in Cumbria and feel in Love, this trip we are headed to Harrogate and than south. What do you think? My wife is a IT proffessional and has her own buisness I am a Personal Trainer and Yoga Instructor. We are not big party people but enjoy Jazz art and Wine. I would like a place that we feel safe of course there is good and Bad everywhere but not in your face Bad. Weather does not effect me only hot weather and oceans are not really my thing I love the country side, so you see my problem. All of England is open though so take your best shot and I will take a look. Thank you! R J F more

Resolved Question: Finding a Home in England?

I have recently moved from Sweden to Scotland-Glasgow and it does not really fit my wife and I. We are going to take a tour of England today and see if we can find an area of England that might suit us better. I am here looking for sugestions. Earlier this year I posted and had many responses for Glasgow so we gave it a try, it is not working so well. On our way up we stopped in Cumbria and feel in Love, this trip we are headed to Harrogate and than south. What do you think? My wife is a IT proffessional and has her own buisness I am a Personal Trainer and Yoga Instructor. We are not big party people but enjoy Jazz art and Wine. I would like a place that we feel safe of course there is good and Bad everywhere but not in your face Bad. Weather does not effect me only hot weather and oceans are not really my thing I love the country side, so you see my problem. All of England is open though so take your best shot and I will take a look. Thank you! R J F more

Resolved Question: Wine Country?

My husband & I are visiting California in June & would like to do an afforable wine-tasting tour. Any suggestions for a good quality, inexpensive tour? more

Resolved Question: Which company in San Francisco has the best wine country tour?

I will be there 5/15 to 5/18. Also, what is the best day to go.I will be there 5/15 to 5/18. Also, what is the best day to go. I am not renting a car. I want to do a tour, so can the answers that do not answer the question that I ask. more

Resolved Question: What are the best thing to do in each of the Europe country?

Hi, I'm planning for a Europe trip may i know is that any "Must Do Experience" i miss up on the following city/region/country in Europe? Paris - Seine River Cruise, anything else? Barcelona - Flamenco Show? Bull fight? Wine tour in Torres, anything else? Italy - Wine tour in Tuscany, anything else? Austria - Opera, anything else? Switzerland - Ski, anything else? Budapest - Thermal bath, anything else? Santorini - sunset in Ola, anything else? Prague - any idea? Munich - any idea? Athens - any idea?Sue: You really give me an great answer. But i feel that i'm confusing you guys on my question. Basically i already have a list of attractive place to visit but now i'm looking for specialties of those country that i need to do or go in order to make my trip more memorable. For example: Netherland well known for its windmill & tulip, Ola for its sunset or like what sue mention Salzburg: The Sound of Music Switzerland: cheese & chololate tour Seville: bull fight By the way, where i can get a nice wine tour? France, Spain or Italy? Thanks so much.. more

Resolved Question: English Notices?

Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an 'E' for Effort. We hope you enjoy them. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: - English well talking. - Here speeching American. more

Resolved Question: Three conditions... funny or not?

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, ...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem!! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut." more

Resolved Question: Trip to San Fransico this summer, where should we go?

My husband and I are going on an anniversary trip in June to San Francisco. We'll be there on a Thur. thru Mon. and we're staying on Lombard. We plan on doing the night tour of Alcatraz, checking out the Fisherman's Wharf area, and hopefully taking in a show at the Fillmore. Other than that, I really don't have any ideas. Where are the tasty and affordable places to eat? Where are the "haunted tours" and creepy things like that? What is there for two hard to amuse people to do in this city? And, is a trip to wine country worth it? Is the coastal drive all its cracked up to be? This is my first big trip, so I want to make it as carefree as possible. Please let me know any insider secrets and what we can do to keep from looking like tourists.I wanted to add that we'll have a rental, so we can check out places within the SF area, not just withing the city. Oh, and our hotel has free parking...how lucky is that? lol more

Resolved Question: Would you agree that only seniors can afford to travel to all these different countries ?

English gems from around the world: In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yogoslavian hotel: the flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: Your are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. In the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Sign in a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. more

Resolved Question: What San Francisco California wine tour is best to take?

There are so many tours to the wine country which is best? Should you see Sonoma and Napa? more

Resolved Question: three conditions.......star if funny!!?

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, ...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem!! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut." more

Resolved Question: Question for wine connosieurs...?

I am a casual wine drinker. I can tell the difference between three-dollar gas-station wine and a decent bottle from a quality winery. This spring I will be traveling to Italy for 2-3 weeks with my father and brother. My dad (an avid wine drinker) will be taking us to wineries all over the country for tastings and tours. Will I be able to develop a more sophisticated palette for wines with 2-3 weeks of regular wine tasting in Italy? more

Resolved Question: its long but all funny and true what do you think yes or no?

These are actual signs seen around the world in non-English speaking countries. Some of the mistakes are hilarious! In a Rome laundry: Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? On a faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guarenteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideaways. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special coctails for the ladies with the nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian coctail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are the best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot beave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Here speeching American. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig hotel elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening on underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Honk Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15.000 Soviet painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that poeple of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. more

Resolved Question: Signs seen in non-English speaking countries?

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpuse. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpuse. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own a*s? On the tap in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn c*ck to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towel please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. In the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. more

Resolved Question: Any advice on a good wine tasting tour in Napa valley or wine country?

I would like to take my mother (she is visiting) on a wine tasting tour. There are sooo many sites on the internet. I am becoming a little overwhelmed. Anyone know what the best one would be if we would like to sight see but also spend time tasting at various wineries? Maybe a tour is not what I am looking for? Any advice! I would like it to be special for her. Would love to hear any ones personal experience and recommendation... Thanks more

Resolved Question: Sometimes...do those translations seem slightly off????

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9&11 am daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service. In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter. In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose. An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***? On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn **** to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin. On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways. Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man. Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts. Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run. Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles & Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American. A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice. more

Resolved Question: in touring Napa Valley wine country, what is the best airport to travel from and places to stay?

for travelers on a budget more

Resolved Question: Lost in Translation????

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9&11 am daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service. In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter. In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose. An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass? On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin. On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways. Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man. Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts. Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run. Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles & Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American. A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice. more

Resolved Question: Some more?

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 SovietRepublic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. (kein Eis?) In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. more

Resolved Question: Is it good to be the rich? hmmmm star worthy?

The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her; “Don’t reject the guy outright.” So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, “I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara.” The Taiwanese man pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says “No problem!! I buy. I buy.” Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says to the man, “I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New York. And as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France.” The man pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone, calls some brokers in New York, then he calls some brokers in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, “Okay, okay. I build, I build.” Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary knows that she’d better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, “Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 12-inch penis.” The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he’s uttering something in Chinese. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man shakes his head, and looking really sad, says to the woman, “Okay, okay. I cut. I cut.” more

Resolved Question: Travel in France ? Paris is not the same city to visit?

Hello !! For travelling, there is not only Paris. Life in paris is very expensive, why don't u come in the west of france (nantes, Angers, Tours...) it is the country of wines and Castles !! is anybody wants to come ? i will be the host :-) more

Resolved Question: Car trip on the East Coast...?

My hubby and I have taken trips to Nova Scotia, St. Ignace, Mackinac Island, Maine, Connecticut, New York, Ohio, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and various other providences of Canada. Where should we go on vacation? Quaint, charming towns are a plus. Historical factors are good. Wine country with tasting/tours is always good. Suggestions are welcome! Thanks for your help and recommendations! :o) more

Resolved Question: Would you pay $40 for ticket to a dinner (food, wine/beer included) with part of the profits going to charity

I started an organizaiton that promotes education & awareness on evnironmental issues. I want to buy a bus and convert it to an RV to tour the country & do speaking engagements to promote the organization, & to let people know the things they can do to help the planet. I have figured out costs of the conversion, & it is somewhat more than I have. I want to hold a dinner to tell people about the organization. I will have dinner, wine & beer will be included, & there will also be a band-& may be some environmentally friendly product giveaways. I am trying to see if I will be able to generate enough interest & was wondering if people would give me their opinions. After the dinner, venue, alcohol, etc is paid for, a percentage of the left over money will go to charity, & then the remainder I will use to convert the bus. Would you pay $40 for this? If not, how much? After all, that's about what dinner, drinks and music would cost for a night out. And it helps charity too. Would u go? more

Resolved Question: Is it legal for me to sell tickets to a dinner?

I have a website to promote awareness on environmental issues. I want to tour the country promoting the site. To do this I plan to sell environmentally friendly products with the site logo on it to cover my expenses. I want to rent a hall and hold a dinner with wine, food and so forth. The purpose of the dinner will be to introudce my friends, co-workers, etc. to the website. I want to know if it is legal for me to sell tickets to this event, if so, am I allowed to profit from it, or only able to offset the cost of the venue and food? I would charge something like $35-40 for the tickets. A portion of this (say $10) would go to environmental charities, another would go to offset the actual cost of throwing the dinner, and the remaining money I would use for traveling expenses, to purchase the merchandise I will be selling from my wholeseller and to pay for the tremendous amount of biofuel I will use. If not legal, is there another way to sell tickets to an event to raise money? more

Resolved Question: San Francisco Attractions?

If you had to choose fifteen activities, which of these would it be Asian Art Museum SFMOMA Bay Area Discovery Museum California Historical Society Cartoon Art Museum Chabot Space Center and Planetarium The Contemporary Jewish Museum* GLBT Museum Museum of Craft and Folk Art Oakland Museum of California Wax Museum on Fisherman’s Wharf SF Sightseeing/Grayline Wine Country Tour*** Golden Gate Bay Cruise - Red and White Fleet Grayline Trolley: Hop on and off trolley AT&T Stadium Tour Pacific Heights Walking Tour*** San Francisco Walking Tours*** Six Flags Marine World* Six Flags Waterworld Concord* California Academy of Sciences - Steinhart Aquarium Exploratorium Historic Cable Car ticket (one-way ticket) Bay City Bike Rentals Conservatory of Flowers Golden Gate Park Carousel Haas Lilienthal House Legion of Honor San Francisco Botanical Gardens at Strybing Arboretum SS Jeremiah O’Brien USS Hornet Yerba Buena Center for Arts more

Resolved Question: Napa or Sonoma Wine Tours?

I would like to stay in a hotel in wine country this weekend and am looking for an inexpensive wine tour, one that would pick up somewhere in town. I have found one in Napa for $69, but it doesn't run on Saturday (which is the only day I can go) and the hotels in Sonoma seem pricey. Does anyone know of one that will pick up other then in San Francisco? more

Resolved Question: What is the best San Francisco Wine Tour?

I'm looking for suggestions from people who have actually taken the tours to find out what the best (and worst) Wine Country tours are that leave from San Francisco?? I'm not asking what WINERIES are good to go to, or for a list of links telling me some of the wine tour options... I'm asking for actual reviews and recommendations of which of the companies that offer the wine country tours is the best based on experience. Thanks! more

Resolved Question: Share a story or experience that you did for your lover or the one you love.. and it touched them deeply..?

Mine wasn't really that great but It touched her alot... A week before graduation ( After graduation she will be leaving SF for good) I promised her that we would drive to napa valley for wine tasting the last time. All she wanted was just to buy some good wine to bring home to her country. But I did more than that, I booked a winery tour train and we had lunch and tour around napa valley. Than we drove to sanoma, she thought it was a day trip but I suprised her because I already book a hotel and spent the night there. (Btw, we didn't do anything sexually, I really love and respect her) At the end of the trip I bought her a bottle of wine that print her name on it for souvenir. She was so touched she cried.. Now I wanna hear yours.. if it touched me reading it. I will give u a 10 points. more

Resolved Question: How can you become an independent tour guide?

Say I wanted to start a business showing tourists from afar around San Francisco, Silicon Valley, Wine country etc - would I need to be licensed in some way? more

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